The Overthinkers

“Did you message her yet?”

“Yes, 2 days ago I did.”

“Then?”

“Obviously she ignored me.”

“Tss. What did you tell her?”

“I said Hi and I told her I find her hot.”

“Whuat?! Are you out of your mind?”

“Nooo, what’s wrong with that? I was just being honest.”

“Dude, she’s a one decent fine woman.. and you told her that she’s HOT???”

“Yea, isn’t she?”

“She is, but man.. You should have used a much better adjective to describe her.”

“Like?”

“Like, the clichéd ones: beautiful, gorgeous, amazing or pretty.”

“But like you said, those are clichés, isn’t that going to sound boring?”

“I mean yes but that’s way better than to sound like a perv.”

“Jeez, you have a point. I shouldn’t have said that. But anywho, how about you? How was your date last night?”

“Yea you’re an idiot. Hmm, well it was okay.”

“Okay? Not great or even good?”

“Ugh, she’s okay but she’s a gemini.”

“A gemini? Haha! So?”

“It’s possible that she has a dual personality, you know.”

“Are you serious? Lol. I didn’t know you’re into Astrology.”

“Well I’ve been reading some lately but anyway it’s not solely about her sign.”

“You ridiculous. So what’s the catch?”

“The thing is, she never had a boyfriend yet, ever.”

“Oh, isn’t that a good thing?”

“It could be. But she doesn’t have any experiences in romantic relationships yet. That means I’m going to teach her everything, that’s tedious, man!”

“I can’t believe you. That’s lame.”

“Tss. Plus, she loves kids. She told me she wishes to have kids before she reach 24. And she’s 20. Isn’t that scary?”

“Oh no, that’s a red flag!”

“Exactly. But she’s so attractive, ugh. Have you seen the latest picture she just posted on Instagram?”

“Oh hell yea, she looks flawless on that pic.”

“I know, but she loves the filters.”

“Lol, how did you know?”

“Last night she spent almost half an hour editing her selfie, she’s even asking me which filter looks best on her.”

“No way. I hope girls know that being natural and filter free or a no make-up kind is the bomb!”

“Absolutely! I don’t even understand why they have to cover their true beauty behind those thick foundations.”

“Me too. So you’re not going to see her again?”

“I’m indecisive. But maybe. We’ll see.”

(Photo credit to the real owner)

14 Comments

  1. George F. says:

    Great post. If there’s another date, perhaps she can stop looking at herself long enough to pay more attention to you…

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    1. Apple Rae says:

      I agree! Haha. Thanks much! ☺️

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  2. Enni says:

    hahahahah enjoyed this conversation. 😀

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    1. Apple Rae says:

      Haha thanks Enni. It’s 2:40am in my country now and this is what I’ve thought about. Lol #2amthoughts

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  3. Enni says:

    hahahah it’s 12:55 a.m. in my country … u give me #2amthoughts at #12am

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    1. Apple Rae says:

      Haha fair enough 😝

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      1. Enni says:

        😋😋😋😋😋

        Like

  4. Bartek D says:

    Cool, fair point on the make up and filters

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    1. Apple Rae says:

      Haha really? Yayy thank youuu! 😄

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      1. Bartek D says:

        Yes as a personal opinion natural is a lot better and super skinny isn’t sexy but like I said, personal opinion

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      2. Apple Rae says:

        I think most guys have that kind of opinion. 🙂 btw have you thought about the part 3 yet? Lolll

        Like

      3. Bartek D says:

        I hope they do unfortunately most women have a stigma saying otherwise. And I haven’t had time to think of it yet but I want to submit it to the no sleep podcast maybe I’ll get lucky

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      4. Apple Rae says:

        Wow! That’s great! Go ahead! I’ll support you with that. I’m confident with your work, no kidding 🙂 Best of luck!

        Liked by 1 person

      5. Bartek D says:

        Thank you very much😊

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